OK, so I’m a little perkier now.
The gas man came back, fitted some other new part and hey presto, the boiler is working again. He hung around for half an hour just to check it was definitely staying on this time (although I think it was more to do with my fantastic tea brewing skills). While he was here, my neighbour (he of the loud television) knocked on my door. It went like this. What I thought is in grey and italic. What I actually said is in black.
Neighbour: Ow’ do.
Me: Oh God. Hello.
Neighbour: [points to large British Gas van parked outside my house] Have thee got gas man in?
Me: No, I just nicked his van. Yes…
Neighbour: Have thee got a problem wi’ gas?
Me: No, I just thought he looked like he might want a cup of tea. No, just my boiler. My gas is fine.
Neighbour. Because I can smell gas in my porch. Right where the meter is.
Me: Well I don’t think it’s the same problem, my gas fire and my hob are fine, it’s just that the pilot light in the boiler won’t stay on.
Neighbour: Well I can smell gas in my porch.
Me: OK, well I’ll go ask him but I think he’s just a boiler repair man, I doubt he’ll deal with leaks.
I go away to ask Gas Man. He doesn’t do leaks and tells me Neighbour will need to call British Gas Emergency number. Gives me the number. I go back to the front door and give this to Neighbour.
Neighbour: But I can smell gas in my porch.
Me: OK… well you still need to call the emergency line. Or you could just try lighting a match…
Neighbour: But there’s gas. In my porch.
Me: *stare*
Neighbour: *stare*
Me: *stare*
Neighbour: Could you just ask him again to take a look at the gas in my porch?
Me: *stare*
Neighbour: There’s definitely gas in my porch.
Me: *sigh* I’ll ask him.
Neighbour: You’re a good ‘un, you are. A good ‘un.
Gas Man went round to Neighbour and… told him to ring the emergency line.
Is it me?! Do I just attract them?
In other news, this evening I went to give blood for the first time. Me, fearer of all things needly. Katya happened to mention that she was going this evening and it’s something I’ve often thought of doing but never got round to, so I went along. How brave!
The first thing they do is check your haemoglobin level. The nurse pricked my finger then put the tiny drop of blood in a phial of blue liquid. “If it falls within fifteen seconds, you’re fine to donate,” she told me. “Oh… yours has risen!” She tried again, and the same thing happened. Instead of my little droplet of blood floating slowly down the phial, it went UPWARDS. So then I had to have a blood test so they could put it into a little machine for a more accurate reading. This had to be done in my bad arm (i.e. the one with the least showing vein). Joy. The reading was 125 - the lowest level at which they will accept you for donation. I had forgotten to mention that it’s THAT time of the month which can affect your iron levels (obviously). So they let me through.
The donation took all of seven minutes. As the nurse disconnected me, he looked a little concerned and told me I looked a little pale. I felt fine! No lightheadedness, no nausea. Absolutely fine. But before I knew it, the bed was flat, I was flat, and I had a cold compress on my forehead to help the clamminess I wasn’t aware I had. I had to stay lying down for about five minutes but then he helped me up again and it was off for a glass of juice. No tea because it was my first time (apparently tea can make you queasy the first time) - plus their urn was broken. I was disappointed because I only went for the tea, but I consoled myself with about 27 custard creams and three cups of lemon squash. I have a plaster on my finger and one in the crook of each arm, and I’m sure if I peel them all off I will leak. But I did something amazing. I helped save lives tonight. Go me!
ETA: oh and in case you’re wondering, they let me donate despite my cough. Apparently as I wasn’t coughing up furballs or phlegm I was good to go. I neglected to mention the eleventy jillion doughnuts I ate this morning. When my card comes through the post I fully expect it to say I am blood group KK pos. Krispy Kreme positive.
Now I’m off to bed, an hour later than I had planned. Early start tomorrow. I know I won’t be able to blog at work, so I shall update you on my first day tomorrow evening.